piplump:

Pros and cons of boys:

  • Con: They’re dicks
  • Pro: Their dicks

(Source: piplump, via soggythongs)

howidiotic:

pls don’t expect me not to wear the same jeans every day bc that is unrealistic and unfair

(via suckmyvertical)

pansoph:

it’s so nice being alive at the same time as you

(via monotonize)